只是因为今天的“欲望都市”是在午夜，这并不意味着它会在明天同一时间。 它可能开始于23:00，23:40或1:00。 如果你设置VCR或DVD播放器，让前至少一小时的节目的预定时段后一小时。 也不要感到惊讶，如果程序永远不亮，你用胶带完全不同的东西。 这不是你的。
如果你一直在看“美国超模”或者“绯闻女孩”每天16:00在过去的一个月，它可以从突然改变平日17:00至本周中期，切换到只有周六或完全消失，即使是该系列的中间。 不要执着。 好事是重播可能会再次下月开始，请耐心等待。
像“ALF”，“保姆”和“表演蛊惑”，现在又跑，有的人其实很喜欢它。 还有一些系列，如“两个家伙，一个女孩和一个比萨饼的地方”，我从来没有听说过的，直到我住在这里。 如果你错过了看到他们作为一个孩子，这里是你的机会。
与Bob Ross和他的快乐的小云朵“绘画的喜悦”，更有趣配成希腊 - 的声音，表情的选择，笑了起来。 对于那些跟踪，是的，他已经死了（安息他的灵魂） - 像古代系列等众多明星在这里打球 - 但他有第二次生命在希腊。
只是因为节目的上限是在希腊的电视指南，以表示英语语言课程，准备听到奥普拉说希腊语。 有没有办法知道当一个程序将被配音或字幕或配音的一半，另一半副标题。 有时候前面的表现被称为，而凌晨2点放映的副标题; 有时没有。 有时，一个BBC节目将有一半英文，一半在希腊与人采访了法语或德语，那么你很幸运，如果你喜欢的不一致性和语言自助餐。
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当星新间谍/刺客系列被称为“先生扮演的商业（上图） 和Kourkoulis夫人，“我还以为这是个玩笑。 不，不幸的是，它是真实的。 他们说，模仿是最真诚的奉承形式，但也许这只是喧宾夺主懒惰。
有过多的程序，你可以看到有其他人仿乐趣假的小酒馆，以红白格子的桌布上的相同摇摇晃晃的桌椅，好/ skilou歌手，鲜花，板破，舞蹈托盘，姿态和老土的戏谑。 Στην υγεια σας, Κοιτα τι εγινε and Το παρτυ της ζωης σου are sometimes on at the same time, which means you can taverna-hop, just like in real life but without face control and the expense. But it also means you're missing out on smoke inhalation, table dancing, overpriced whiskey, temporary deafness and bad service.
You can experience déjà vu every few months
Channels play the same movies or series on a three-month rotation, as if an infinite number of movies and TV shows didn't exist. That's great news if you like Steven Seagal from his lean to sumo years, Sylvester Stallone from mumbly to audible, Roger Moore as 007, Batman and Robin, Jean-Claude Van Damme from brawny to baldy, Wesley Snipes (not Arsenio Hall) and any movie that has a reference to Greece.
If Greek media are on strike, it gets worse with Airplane, Police Academy and Naked Gun playing in succession.
Shamefully, I once watched “Revenge of the Giant Squid” because the movie rental store was closed, and it was the only thing I hadn't already seen.
Commercial breaks are spontaneous and lengthy
Instead of breaking programs and movies where the director or producer has provided an intentional pause, scenes are unnaturally broken while an actor is midway through his lines or during a key fight scene. And when the program returns — sometimes after an hour of news and you no longer care about how it ends — it won't be backtracked to the beginning of the scene or the actor's line.
Many stations run commercials for up to 10 minutes, so mute it and don't feel bad about walking away to boil some pasta and vegetables. You have plenty of time.
Many good shows are on after midnight
Law and Order, CSI, Nip/Tuck and other shows I tolerate aren't usually on until midnight or later. Hello, I have a job. I think it's a bit sad to take a nap in the middle of the day just to stay up late and watch TV.
Don't watch SKAI if spiders & snakes creep you out
Kudos to SKAI for having Eco News and shows from Animal Planet, but please give the slimy, venomous and scaly things a rest. Nearly every time I happen by, there's a close-up of something being killed, cocooned or swallowed whole. Bleck!
More windows on Greek news than in your house
Although 7 of 10 viewers polled said they are unhappy with the quality of TV and Greek news in particular, nothing has dampened the trend of παράθυρα (windows) in which people/politicians are placed in 5, 6 or 9 slots to debate a subject but instead shout over each other without taking a breath or letting anyone finish a sentence. It's like a dysfunctional Hollywood Squares without the prizes.
For the first seven years I lived in Greece, I didn't own a TV. A few people had tried giving me TVs when they moved away, but I'd end up donating them to others. Between work, learning Greek, clubbing and dealing with bureaucracy, there wasn't time and I wasn't home. I also suspected there was nothing to watch.
I finally broke down and bought a TV on the day of the Athens 2004 Opening Ceremonies, during which I cried more than my Greek friends. I cried again during the Closing Ceremonies but in OAKA amongst thousands from the Greek diaspora.
Now, unless I'm watching BBC, CNN, “Apodexeis” with Nikos Evangelatos, “Fakeloi” or a DVD, it pretty much sits in the corner and collects dust, though I also blast the TV volume to drown out the incessant whining and screaming of children of all ages.
And for the record, I have only two actual windows in the house; the rest are doors with windows.
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